The Human Resource Director goes to photocopy the new Employee Handbook, which contains this entry:
"No computer, physical mailings or any other media shall contain or promote pornography (including but not limited to child pornography and bestiality). Any violation of this policy will be dealt with severely and quickly, and could result in termination."
The copy job is denied and simply goes away. The Director doesn't know why her job didn't complete so she tries it again, and again a 3rd time before moving on to a different copier.
The Network Administrator receives this email message, pre-marked as high priority:
"ATTENTION ADMINISTRATOR: IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED!
User 'HR Dir' is a sadomasochistic, highly active and prolific peddler of child, farm animal and pet pornography as well as snuff films, and publicly declares their issues with premature ejaculation and poor sexual performance. CLICK HERE to notify your local law enforcement agencies."
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