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Ahh.. all good points fine sir... except it just said "sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"... it said nothing about usefulness, training or the shark NOT blowing up in the process...

If the shark blows himself up, it does not take away my achievement of attaching a laser to a shark, and as to whether said shark can be trained... well that item is not on the list, but it would be my 2nd choice given the others.. ;-)

>>I voted AI, it is perfectly possible to only program the laws, and arrive at AI or SI, without knowing how that is achieved from the parts one programmed Well then you voted stupidly sir... sharks AND laser beams both exist today... you think strapping one to the other will take more time than AI? Start programming... in the meanwhile i'm going to walmart for a bungee cord and laser pointer... then its off to the baltmore aquarium!

but only if i can get a trenchcoat, skateboard, really cool nickname and access to a non-baby crazy angelina jolie...

i wish my IQ was a high as the numerous claims attached to this story... then I could count them all.. what a glorious story for the /. masses to use in a giant "phallic" war of the minds... MINES BIGGER!

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