I just listened to Smokey Robinson and The Miracles's "Oooh Baby Baby" and as it fades out at the end I heard him sing "Oooooooooooh Oooooooooh, Baby Baby, Ooooooooooohoooooooooooooo...". But the end was so quiet that I didn't hear the number after all the zeros.

Beats by Dr Dre?

You mean one powered by a solar-cell that's driven by the light in the refrigerator? But what happens when you close the door?

Yahoo will rise again. They clearly grasp the significance of cloud computing, which is why they've collected all their employees in one place.

A better approach would be to delete random files from the user's computer.

The best solution is a hardware key (or dongle) that plugs into the user's computer. The dongle should maintain an always-on communication check with your server. In the event that the program detects a missing dongle it should delete some random files from the pirate's hard disk.

They cloned it.

Remember: when you need a book reviewed on Slashdot, make sure you publish it on Packt.

He's American.

I don't understand posters like you. Have you even tried Monster cables? I was skeptical about them at first, like you but when I hooked up a pair (making sure they were oriented in the right direction) I was blown away by how much better my collection of 128k MP3s sounded.

Fargo won't work... the groundwater's full of hallucinogens from all the fracking.

The people "leaching" your connection may well be terrorists using your internet to plan crimes against the American people. When it comes time to investigate, you will be the one explaining why your connection was used to make these suspicious searches. Avoid problems now - call in DHS and get them to find and nab the terrorists before they can do any harm.

Capitalist pig. Employees put their heart and soul into their jobs, the least you can do is offer them lifetime employment.

The Pope has a Twitter account, you insensitive clod.

Not if it's a digital clock.