Journal Journal: RedHot 9.0 3
I tried to set up RedHat 9.0 from the single CD that Mato gave me and have decided that these guys are so destined for the big time. No kidding, RedHat are going to be the Mainframe Boys of Linux. Their installation routine was designed by the same guy who wrote IBM's OS/400 operating system, paid according to how many commands he could invent. RedHot 9.0 boots into a menu that gives you a choice of intallation roadmaps. Choose one and you dive into solid retro installation chrome, hefty text making way for a first-grade graphical installer. Exactly one choice per page, no less, no more. The installer checked the CD for consistency. It asked what partition manager to use. It gave me a choice of boot managers and asked me to confirm, twice. It gave me a choice of five installation models, all with or without a custom-configured firewall. I had my choice of two GUI managers, or a text-mode Linux. I configured every package I wanted, and chose my language, keyboard, and then timezone from an animated map of the world, a blinking light for every major population centre including Tivalu. It formatted the disk. It created partitions. It prepared to install... it began to install. It installed. Package by package, step by step, it installed for over an hour. It animated every step with intelligent, informed, useful adverts proclaiming the joys of OpenOffice, the perils of perl, the trolling Gnome, the Kinky K desktop... and after about two fun packed, totally invoicable plus expenses, constructive and intricately detailed hours, after about the length of a foreign movie, no beer popcorn or murders but a decent plot and lots of subtitles, RedHat 9.0 stopped, ejected its CD and said, grimly:
"Please insert cdrom #2..."
I blinked. I blinked again and tossed the RedHot CD into the garbage. Found a virgin Xandros on the desk. Booted into a flashy installer that asked "First time here?" I said "Yeah..." and it said, "OK, let me handle this..." Five minutes later and two questions later my system was installed, configured, rebooted, and showing me Slashdot and my latest comments, all modded "-1 Troll".
Across the hall my friend Mato, who always has a better answer than I'm thinking of a question for, said, "Yah, but with Knoppix it only takes fifty seconds..."
There is a motto here. Xandros is sweet, Knoppix is faster, but RedHot's installer is really a ba.. -uh!