Especially with 18 wheelers, where, right or wrong, if I get in an accident with them, I lose bigtime

HaHa.

Reminds me of what my dad used to say to me: Better to be let them "win" and be alive than you "win" but be dead.

eaten?

You want to eat Sony Server admins?

Wow, impressive. You remembered that link off the top of your head. Who are you, Rainman?

Don't follow the news much do you?

I'm sure there's a few people in London and Madrid that might disagree with you.

you're stupid then, aren't you?

no kidding. April Fools day is the worst day for slashdot. One or two articles might be funny, but for a whole day? How am I to pass the time at work?

Here's a tip.

If you call people "dumb bimbo bitches" do not use the incorrect version of 'your' later in your post. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

NOOOOoooooooo....I'm a left handed ginger!

(Really, I am)

There is no dark side of the moon. it's all dark.

Best album evar.

If it were just boobs, I'd have little problem with that. The thing that bothers me (have first kid on the way) is the fat-end-of-the-baseball-bat-up-the-poop-shoot type stuff that's easily available. Call me a prude, but I think that stuff should be saved for when, I dunno, the kid is 9.

and a reverse vampire. Don't forget about the reverse vampires.

Let's face the facts that people primarily likely to be terrorists - these days - are young muslim males.

There is absolutely nothing racist about that. It's simply fact. The racist part is when you start asking the 'why' questions....and answering them un-intelligently.

Where's the 'Like' button when you need it.

Here's one: replace "random" searches with "searches of people most likely to be terrorists".

Heaven forbid!