But how many 8 balls am I permitted to consume in a week as part of a healthy lifestyle? For the record, I consider nosebleeds to be therapeutic, like leeching. My barber told me so.

Rhode Island might have to take State ownership of the Natick twinkie factory.

Apparently Liam. It has a certain set of skills.

" I am olive skinned and readily change colour"

OK, Zartan.

There are *tons* of submachine guns (yes, still machine guns) chambered in 9mm.

I got a rock.

Edith Bunker - notorious klepper.

Or the '89 Bengals.

At the very least not Winnie the fucking Pooh.

"Imagine if it was music sped up in the same way, it's not the same song anymore."

I'm far too lazy to look it up, but did "The Chipmunks" ever run afoul of copyright law?

Last few festivals I've been to everyone's face was melting anyway.

I'm not a programmer - I'm a sysadmin. Problem-solving can be interesting and rewarding whether you're teaching a bunch of 1s and 0s new tricks or figuring out why your GPFS I/O falls to shit when working with tons of tiny files (It's metadata. It's always metadata.). Have to confess, though, that I failed my 100-level intro to logic spectacularly. I blame the drugs. Have to let some of those philosophy major stereotypes linger on.

Greetings, fellow stand-up philosopher! I too know the sting of the scarlet letters (BA) on sheepskin. But I've met more of us in IT than I ever would have imagined. It's almost as if the education itself has value outside of the ivory tower...

Editing may be anathema here on Slashdot, but it's still a valid use of an English degree elsewhere. Besides, without English majors how would we ever know if you want fries with that?

To avoid confusion with "owning a computer", I propose that we call it "inclouding".