Yep, gonna need plenty of ice and water when I get there.

Hmmmm, Linux since 1985 huh? I've had Windows XP running since 1985 with no malware or reboots. I've never even had to compile anything either. It's so easy.

Shoot the VTE lib. Gimmie back my ASR 33.

Cell phone: Flaky, work about half the time anyway.

Hard Disk: Windows XP with every casino game known to man installed and out of date AV.

CRT TV?: By this time the thermistor/varistor that drives the degaussing loop is fried. Turning the TV 90deg in an open wheat field with the nearest ferrous structure 20 miles away will wank the static RGB convergence.

And it's your FAULT dammit!

Like that Volkerstein guy did.

1kg equals: 8.9876e+23 ergs
8.9876e+16 joules
6.6289e+16 foot-pounds
2.1481e+4 kilotons of TNT.

TNT? WTF?

Also Wanker

I'm not sure I believe that any system can guarantee that you will not lose on a trade. At 100K a day, and assuming the software costs less than that, everyone would have and use the software. There would be no money anywhere else in the system after about a week. What happens when HF systems compete with each other? I am supposed to believe that software and timing can predict price movement with accuracy? I call bullshit. Show me the price chart. This is more Gordon Gekko wall street boogey man stupidity.

Mama has to watch the morning show in Bombay using one of these? http://www.smarthome.com/7656L/Leapfrog-Wireless-Audio-Video-Transmitter-and-Receiver-System-LF-30S/p.aspx

Browser enlargment pills?

You're telling me that a dollar, with the ink, paper, watermarks, security strip, etc... is only worth a dollar? Christ, what a ripoff.

I don't really want cigarette filters back in power. Vvvvvvvhmmmmm

What if I have 9 beelioons, then can I buy it instead? Do I hear 20, 25, 50?

Taconium?