1300 enemy vs 100 of our guys?

Sounds like a victory

He sound a little angry.

This text

"He says 'if your reaction to this crate of magic is "Hm. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone who 'did this' with our IP?" instead of, "Holy crap, clearly, this is the freaking future of entertainment," it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page."

is actually more amusing than the underlying article.

In case anyone cares, I resisted this plague.

Hi:

Circuit City had the worst customer service of any the electronic stores.

Even when you got help they were idiots. I won't shed a tear for them, especially
when their competitors do a better job.

I am just waiting for the liquidation sale.

Hi:

Why don't you forgo internet access and just immerse yourself in the experience?