Hey congrats you found a bug, please report it to bugzilla :D

Well first of all, it's called a Sarlacc. Second..
from wookiepedia:
"The vessels also provided victims with nutrients to keep them alive while they were digested in agony"
I find your lack of faith disturbing....

Thats what amateurs say. Sorry to blow your bubble. Grow up, work is the most important thing you'll ever do.

Carrier pigeons :)

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

When the guy in the wheelchair talks, youre not allowed to argue.

When the boat is sinking, its usually a good idea to repair the leaky places first and not places where it might leak later. Fat guys in suits at it again.

It looks just like regular pinball...imagine that!

Never used Swype but... please, look up overrated in a dictionary. If it works 9 times out of 10 thats the opposite of overrated. OK? Quite frankly now a days anything that works half of the time is a fucking miracle.

is more commonly referred to as "balls".

that remind me of WW2 and germans? Weird...

Piano or guitar, really a lot of fun especially during the holidays. In one month you'll learn to play many songs if you put some real effort into it. Your family will love you for it. And when the time comes that youll have to worry about feeding your family, take the guitar and hit the streets. People throw money at sidewalk musicians.

Seriously, the world doesnt need anymore shitty programmers. What the world does need is parents who spend time with their kids so they grow up to be stable adults. And if there ever comes a time when shitty programmers are in high demand; HP, Microsoft and Acer have more than their share.

Jesus Christ people give Americans some credit, they aint that stupid!

Seriously... is someone paying you to post here? No one talks like that....