This is how I can tell that you're not an APL programmer. APL programs are beautiful. Perl looks as if your mom picked up the phone while you were using a BBS.

high durability aircraft

The return of the A-10?

"HAM" is not an acronym. Nor is it an initialism.

Excuse me? There has been plenty of legal immigration happening. The Immigration and Naturalization Reform Act of 1986 saw to that.

According to a doctor friend of mine who rides, the helmet keeps the brainstem working long enough to keep the body working so the organs can be donated.

MAD TV did that. 20 blades. MAD Magazine did it in the seventies with six blades, I believe.

you have to run ntpd anyway

You'd be amazed at the number of machines that either aren't running it or are so mis-configured that they're not synchronized to anything.

It happens. Giant list o' contractions.

They must of been told

What does it mean for a person to "of been" told something?

Are you being deliberately obtuse or are you simply unaware of the sad fact of the decline of the English language? (Also, consider that "eric umenhofer" sounds like a name for a non-native speaker - the 'net is international, after all, just like the Village.) What he probably meant was:

They must've been told that they [the client] had Access already and that it was all they could use.

For a simple data entry and maintenance application, I can throw something together in just an hour or two.

So Access is like HyperCard.

And they'll verify his identity, take some photos, and issue him a new passport. They'll probably write Mass and have them cancel his ID as well. He should be able to get his return ticket replaced easily enough, too.

http://youtube.com/html5

I'm sorry I voided in your Cheerios.

"Like" but isn't really. Most of the commands my fingers remember from not only using IOS, but from having added new features and fixed bugs in it, don't work. First stumbling blocks: conf t and wr t. They're definitely trying, and if you fiddle with it long enough, you can actually get a pair of tunnels to an AWS VPC with "redundant" BGP up.

Of course, I have, MrEricSir, on multiple occasions. I started shopping at Fry's when they still sold proper components as well as groceries, before the move across Lawrence Expy and the subsequent explosion of stores. The "checking" has always involved taking an inventory of what's in the box and comparing it to the given inventory on the side of the box, then slapping a sticker on it. There are, of course, two stickers, one that's RTV and the other that's meant to be put on items that are to be re-shelved. I've seen a non-zero number of re-packaged items (now they have their own shrink-wrap machine!) with RTV stickers put back on the shelves.