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Comment Re:More Power (and Money) To Them! (Score -1) 130

Loserboy nerd, the Sun will NOT go supernova. It's not massive enough for this. And the Earth will not be destroyed in "billions" of years. About 450 millions of years from now, the heat output from the Sun will increase the weathering of silicate minerals, which will cause CO2 concentration in the atmosphere to fall below the level needed for photosynthesis to occur. Plant life will die off, followed by animal life. The Earth will be a dead planet very, very soon in geological terms. Then the temperature will continue to rise until the surface will be scorched dry. Then the long decay, as the Sun expands into a red giant, the temperature on Earth rises above 2000 C turning it into an ocean of magma - effectively erasing any trace mankind or even life had ever been there. And at the ends, the fall into the Sun and complete annihilation. Our whole history disintegrated into atoms. That's what will happen. So, we don't have billions of years and probably not even millions since the average life expectancy of a species is lower than that. And you know NOTHING about science. Shut up and shit upon your own face, loserboy nerd, I can't be bothered.

Comment Re:Can someone clarify for me (Score -1) 242

Stupid loserboy nerd. River gave up HER regenerations to save him, so SHE can't regenerate. To all intents and purposes, River Song is a Time Lady, because Time Lords acquired their abilities when Gallifreyans began being conceived inside the Time Vortex. Incidentally, that's the way the Doctor could bring back his civilization, if he wanted do, by making human (or humanoid) Time Lords.

Comment Homicidal? (Score 0) 395

"Homicide" is killing a member of your own species. An orca killing a human is not "homicide". It's not even "murder" in this case. Just Darwin in action. There's a good reason those beauties used to be called "killer whales", they're among the finest predators that evolution ever came out with. You try to molest one, it bites you. And that's only because it's hard to use a gun with fins.

Comment Yawn (Score -1) 245

Cooperation only works within a team that is competing against another. Too many people cooperating and the upmost level the group can reach is the lowest common denominator. Words replace action, and all you have are a bunch of shitheads talking all day long. No, you need a dedicated team with strong discipline, a definite goal and a timeframe. Having one or more opponents helps. All the rest is fluff for dumbshits who don't like to work and want someone else to take care of them. Into the cesspool they go!

Comment Re:Why Would Anyone Buy A New Car? (Score 0) 168

why the fuck would anyone buy a car made after the mid-90s?

Soon, it will be illegal to even *own* a car without those features. You don't want to drive them, don't buy them. Boycott. Sabotage. Find out who the designers are and assassinate them. Can't make a "safe-for-teh-children" car when you have no head anymore and are buried in pieces in a shallow grave, can you?

Comment I have a better plan (Score -1) 226

Shut down all air traffic. ALL of it. All over the world. Here, no more terrorists on airplanes because there are no airplanes. Bring the economy to a screeching halt and let poverty spread: poor people cannot afford to eat and when they starve they cannot plot against anyone, can they? Do this worldwide and allow for a gradual extinction of the human race. No more humans, no more terrorism. Surely the extinction of our species is a small price to pay for security, right? What? You don't agree! GASP! A TERR-OW-REEST! (Explodes C4-packed Freedom Vest, designed to kill citizens before terrorists can get to them).

Comment One year? (Score -1) 135

He won't last ONE MINUTE in prison. The inmates are so going to do a number of numbers on him! They will rip his teeth out so that he won't be able to bite while they rape the hell out of his bleeding mouth, they will rip his eyes out so that they can fuck his skull, they will break his bones and twist him like a rubber band. And they will shit on his face. Aye, there will be much shitting on his face. Piles o'shit will be heaped upon him, his twitching scrawny body torn and twisted like a punctured inflatable doll caught in a motorboat's propeller. So end those who are too dumb to live.

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