Google shits on the face of a zitillion nerds. The aforementioned zitillion nerds open their herpes-infested mouths wide, hungry for the crapotastic cascade of feces, swallow, and beg for more.

The kid had it coming.

I do. And I look forward to the day we can flood the UK with free guns.

Soon, it will be illegal to even *own* a car without those features. You don't want to drive them, don't buy them. Boycott. Sabotage. Find out who the designers are and assassinate them. Can't make a "safe-for-teh-children" car when you have no head anymore and are buried in pieces in a shallow grave, can you?

Such a shame. It's a shame.

Depends. Do you know Italian? Learn to write "Sparisci o zio Vincenzo da Taormina verrà su e ti taglierà la gola. Capisce?"

Shut down all air traffic. ALL of it. All over the world. Here, no more terrorists on airplanes because there are no airplanes. Bring the economy to a screeching halt and let poverty spread: poor people cannot afford to eat and when they starve they cannot plot against anyone, can they? Do this worldwide and allow for a gradual extinction of the human race. No more humans, no more terrorism. Surely the extinction of our species is a small price to pay for security, right? What? You don't agree! GASP! A TERR-OW-REEST! (Explodes C4-packed Freedom Vest, designed to kill citizens before terrorists can get to them).

He won't last ONE MINUTE in prison. The inmates are so going to do a number of numbers on him! They will rip his teeth out so that he won't be able to bite while they rape the hell out of his bleeding mouth, they will rip his eyes out so that they can fuck his skull, they will break his bones and twist him like a rubber band. And they will shit on his face. Aye, there will be much shitting on his face. Piles o'shit will be heaped upon him, his twitching scrawny body torn and twisted like a punctured inflatable doll caught in a motorboat's propeller. So end those who are too dumb to live.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALID!

It also happened that the whole audience AND the torchbearer disappeared. The Doctor fixed that. Then the Cracks in Time made everybody forgot. Same would happen with any Cyber-Attack. Can't vouch for any "upgraded" limeys, however.

All dead.

Don't dream it, be it: overdose on the halluginocenic drug of your choice, so you will experience a colourful if distorted version of your dream world - until you die and rid existence of your sorry carcass.

1/10.

They just CAN'T. They woke up one day, they found the door locked and blocked by chains. They tried to scream for help, but nobody could hear them. The walls and furniture started corrupting, and then the only way out was a big hole in the bathroom. Hard not to understand them.

Of course Germans work. They're Nazis, after all, and arbeit is what machts one frei. The krauts love to parade around in their fine uniforms, siegheiling and untermenschexterminierung all over the place. What's not to love about Krautenland? Or are you a Jude? Papieren bitte!