Exactly. It's normal work culture in China. This is nothing but western spin trying to make Microsoft look like the devil.

I mean, I'm not fond of them either, but.... I was going to say they should stop at outright lies but this is journalism after all.

Tape a fleshlight to a roomba. :D

I read it like that for years.

I remember an article in, argh, it was either Atomic MPC or PC User, where they put a variety of USB sticks through various tests, submerging them in water, submerging them in coffee, hitting them with various objects, etc, and half the expensive ones died early on and eventually the rest of them did too... Except for the cheapo no-name generic one. Which didn't stop working until they destroyed the USB connector with pliers.

Course this was a few years ago. The brand names have caught up at least a little now. :P

What?! You mean my several hundred square kilometres of moon land are worthless?!

I think the real history of Sealand is actually a little more ridiculous than uncyclopedia's page. After all, there was a mercenary war.

Oh, that's not too bad.

Ok guys, I can cover freedom for... twelve people.

If these morons think I'm going to trade in a 2 week+ battery life on my reader for a god only knows how short battery life on their crappy pad devices, they've got another thing coming.

As a cap'n, I assume. If you were serving, under, say, Henry Morgan, he'd shoot you for even thinking about plunderin' any wenches' booty. He was a bloodthirsty bastard, but a bloodthirsty gentleman bastard, and "his" rum doesn't do him justice.

With good reason. It's xkcd with every last panel changed to a hand-drawn goatse. With hilarious results.

Australia is part of Asia.

WTF are you smoking? If it's not already illegal it should be.

And even when they get here (for subtitled anime), the fansubs are generally better because they're not americanised. Sloppily. Often losing much or all of the original meaning in the process.

And if streaming over the net is your thing, the pirated ones don't have ads. I'm watching an official stream for an anime right now - I wouldn't mind a 30 second ad at the start but they interrupt the show every 5 minutes and the quality is barely better than the pirated streams!

Modded troll? They ARE doing that! It's disgusting!

I'm not buying it until I can get each at 1/3 the cost of a new game.

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

So we've lost the... Key to our humour?

Call a locksmith!