Mea culpa, this is no lie. I owned a BMW M3 for a few years and could literally feel myself becoming a big(ger) asshole every time I got in it. Since trading the thing in for a different make, I no longer encounter that strange sensation.

Also sounds similar to the Canary Trap.

In eighth grade, I was assigned "The Halloween Tree". This was my first exposure to the concept that reading could actually be an enjoyable experience, rather than simply being a tedious chore standing in the way of going out to ride bikes. Thank you for that wonderful gift Mr. Bradbury.

I guess you told me.

It's the public sector, no one innovates there.

Haven't RTFA yet. Lemme guess: "20 tech sounds" = 20+ click-throughs?

Oh, if I only had mod points.

This.
Everything has some kind of value - just a matter of how much it costs to pluck out of the ocean.
As I understand it, marine salvage companies are paid based on a percentage of earnings of the sale of what they recover.

And in English, it means "The prince's sister-in-law", which is pretty close to its Polish meaning.

Whoosh!

Are those other people aware of that fact?

I'm such an ass-clown.
It's not "Guaranteed lowest prices", it's "Guaranteed low prices".
To me, the second phrase is subjective and non-deterministic. Hence, my initial claim: What the hell does that even mean?

Yeah, as I was typing it out, the notion of price-matching had occurred to me. Still, "Guaranteed lowest prices" sounds like vague, weasel-words style advertising to me.

Exactly. It's just like Home Depot touting their "Guaranteed lowest prices". What the hell does that even mean? I have mod points, but I wanted to post.

Chrysler exec claims that young people are fed up with Ford and baffled by General Motors.