Slashdot.

Where someone goes out of their way to tell you that your profane sentence is full of wit just to disagree with you.

Instead of coming up with a witty and thought out reply I instead say...

Fuck you. Pretentious fuck head...

I've know many of us "Obsessive liberal douche!" types to be soldiers, only a faggot ass Christian like you could show the rest of the world why Christians are fucking retarded... Good job on the manliness... US warriors are pussies, we win based on numbers and equipment, not finely trained warriors, trust me its not like they deny it when asked... I could probably take you old man and I work in IT...

Thank your God when you see him... don't waste my time talking to invisible spirits...

Oh BTW I'm from Ohio... Michigan sucks dick. Id rather be an obsessive liberal douche than a retarded conservative faggot...

ON TOP OF ALL THAT, after reading his article further.

He some how thinks using the GPL means we have to admit to using his software. We do not.

Should have used BSD3 you know the license you bash somewhere after saying bashing licenses is for assholes. Its the one that says you have to give credit to the author. You are a fucking noob, did you not even read the license before you released your code under it. I'm going to use your code and not give you credit. I'm going to run Lamson right here in house and not say Zed wrote this. Because I guarantee no one gives a fuck what SMTP were using.

Fuck Slashdot's editors, I say we all post TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN, GET NEW EDITORS on every shitty article that gets posted.

Hey, awesome, more crappy slashdot articles.

First of all this guy has shit music on his website that I am under the impression he created.(dude learn to operate a mixer)

Second the GPL is the least open of open source licenses.

Third you're and asshole get over it.

"Honestly, how many of you people who use open source tell your boss what you're using?"

I do every fucking day, he loves the words open source. He loves to hear that were using more and more open source projects in house. They reduce cost and he happens to be our CFO. He likes that it cost's us nothing but manpower to update to the latest version of our database and that a new server doesn't cost anything more than the hardware. My company LOVES open source. And so I proudly admit that I am using it.

"How many of you tell investors that your entire operation is based on something one guy wrote in a few months?"

The fuck do you even know about investors, I doubt they even know a damn thing about code in the first place. You tell them things like, we just launched a new website, we just changed over to the newest version of our database software and its improving our work flow. You don't go up to an investor and bore the shit out of him with the details of what the EULA was or who the vendor was when its proprietary, nothing changes when it's open source.

"How many of you out there go to management and say, 'Hey, you know there's this guy Zed who wrote the software I'm using, why don't we hire him as a consultant?'"

Because I already have your code, stop bitching that you can't acquire a job. If you were half as good as you think you are and less of a total douchebag I'm sure someone would hire your bitch ass.

Grow a pair of testicles you whiny bitch. Get over yourself. Who the fuck are you? You have one email server for your project??? Dude I wrote XScale patches that got merged into the kernel and no-one even notified me. Guess what? I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

Ugh why does anyone care this fucking loser is ranting about how much of a bitch he is.

Fuck this.

"Robson also had bad news for the mobile phone operators, claiming that games consoles have become a more attractive medium for chatting to friends than their phones. "

Yes I'm sure a 15 year old would rather chat with his friends in Halo than on a Cell phone but it doesn't change the fact that Cell phones are still what the rest of the world uses to communicate, last I checked you can't pocket a PS3, and even if you pull the DS card, it then becomes just a GSM transceiver away from being a cell phone.

"The 15-year-old poured scorn on social-networking site of the moment, Twitter, claiming that teenagers don't use it because "they realise that no one is viewing their profile, so their tweets are pointless"."

Absolute bollocks, teenagers don't use twitter because THEY CANT AFFORD MOBILE PLANS FOR THE VOLUME OF MESSAGES IT TAKES TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE FUCKING JOBS. Also you cant completely trash the appearance of your profile and put a really bad post-punk emo song somewhere hard to turn off that auto-plays on load.

I'd like to see his actual writing. But I would not invest in a company who listens to a 15 year old's tirade with no basis in fact or logic.

It is... Central America isn't a continent...

...Yes lets destroy states with above average IQ and educational systems...because Ohio doesn't have the 15th largest city in the US...

You don't even live here do you... I am under the impression you are European...

Ohio also is the 7th most populated state in the US, being 7 out of 50 tends to lend to more than 1 man and .5 donkey...

Just keep your mouth shut and move along sir...

Son of a bitch, my android just exploded, I knew I should never have let it read slashdot...

Lying to a significant other is not sensible at any stretch of the imagination...

First off if you don't want kids and she wants to be deceptive enough to force you into it so much that you have to counter the deception with your own special form of deception you are a fucking idiot...

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO END THE RELATIONSHIP.

Relationship 101, without honesty you are doomed to failure or suffering or both. Hence why all our parents hate each other, because they were born to a generation of bullshit relationship ideals. Its a partner for sharing your life with secret or not, when something blatant doesn't match up you walk away...

Agreed, plug your dick, D, into the following equation...

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Dude, no shit... This is a retarded ask slashdot... The answer is simple, if you want to meet people, ceoyoyo is right...

GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE!!!

1) Go outside
2) Experience the world
3) ???
4) GET LAID

I know this is slightly off topic but I did want to comment. I work in IT for an Auto parts distributor for ACDelco and Motorcraft. If you think the readers are expensive you should see the chip programmers. And not only that but the ridiculous requirements, I was under the impression this was just simple serial or maybe some fancy USB connection maybe its more complicated than that. But when the only supported operating systems are Window XP SP3 and Vista running on a laptop with at least a dual core process thats 2.4ghz or faster with at least 2 gigs of DDR2 memory something is wrong here.*

For my money they are fixing the price of these devices with licensing and everything else...And thats just ridiculous... I've programmed a chip before...it doesn't require a super powerful computer...sending data from one computer to another shouldn't really have any system requirements besides the medium of transfer...

If you own it, and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it, I'm going to sound super pro-open source when i say this but goddamn, you should be allowed to know how the fuck it works.

(*Latest System Requirements for Tech II)

I was under the impression that the average speed for auto crashes is 35 in North America. That + Cliff = Death. C'mon you gotta be creative with your accidental suicide!

What's really sad is this is just proof that the UK isn't ready to be mature about global politics, last I checked it had been a while since our leaders would give each other spectacular gifts of gold and jewels. The economy suffers, sorry were fresh out of golden turkeys for your diamond hatted ass.

Fuck the queen. Its not about gifts. Its about the people who now have to work together to fix this mess of a world. Its not going to be fancy gifts that do that, it will be bright thinking and cooperation. If the Brits are really worried about what my president gave their queen and PM they can go toss off in the back while real shit gets done.