You do realize you're probably overrating your skill saying you're in the top 5%? Alas, before you weren't a professional programmer and you thought you were below average, but now that you are, you think you're in the top 5%. That actually seems to confirm most programmers overrate their skills.

me: allow!
car: "Dear Aunt, lets set so double the killer delete select all" is not an acceptable reply.
car: Deploy airbag? [Cancel | Allow]