"This hot dog is wild!"
Oscar Meyer
More that our external representations of ourselves rarely match the actual. Look at the crazy pictures people put on Facebook for their profiles - 40 year olds with some photo from their mid-twenties before they got fat. Listing a bunch of interests you rarely participate in (unless bumping into your dusty huffy n the garage counts as cycling).
...with one of those bad boys in it. And an eSata interface. All your home server problems solved!
Multi-touch aimed at children in third world countries. Is it a laptop or a seedy, illegal tour of Bangkok?
Contra example:
"Afternoon Delight" - still has value and currency, should be banned from public performance
So, you're a big government libertarian? How does that work exactly?
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.