Comment My PC is insured (Score 1) 262
I have a great insurance company that insures my PC and all my stuff in my home.
It's called Smith and Wesson.
It's called Smith and Wesson.
I've never been in anaphylactic shock, but I would imagine it would be particularly difficult to engage in the suggested activity while suffering from an allergic reaction.
Perhaps someone could correct me though if I'm wrong.
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.
'Nuf said.
...of your abusive business model, where you make shit films, charge too much for them, trick people into going with clever advertising, and then get laws passed that criminalize format-shifting because you're so afraid that a tiny bit of revenue will slip through your greedy fingers. Even Hollywood accounting can't win in a free market. Man, that really sucks. Your life is so hard.
He should cry more.
His tears are delicious!
And they can give them gentle female voices that say "Hello!" before they start to shoot!
...or "Dispensing product".
Only in Trump's American can a naked Playboy emerge from the ashes of clothed boringness! We're going to make America undraped again!
So does that mean I can finally buy a Playboy without the store burning down or having a pet wander 5 miles away from home?*
WOOHOO! The curse is lifted! Brazzers here I cum!
*Yes. These things actually happened to me. I met the woman who later burned the shop down that night intentionally. Then the other time my dog (a mini pom) wandered 5 miles away from the house and was found by a farmer we knew. Both times were right after I got a Playboy.
Whats German for "cocksucker". THAT should be his last name.
Suckerberg?
Buttfuckerberg?
I'mGonnaGetMyTeethKnockedOutAlongWithMyHeadIfDiEx-15MeetsMeInPersonBerg?
Laziness and impatience drives obscene profit margins within the coffee industry. It's still fairly easy to still spend pennies on a cup of coffee, if you're willing to get off your ass, grind a few beans, and brew a cup. Most people prefer whistling for a dog named Starbucks or shove a pod into a machine to whip up a coffee-like substance fast enough to not be a burden on a FOMO lifestyle.
I make Folgers Coffee from a drip coffee machine. My morning brain fuel.
I don't need those fancy cup pod coffee makers or that fancy Starfucks that costs more than a can of Folgers. Young'uns are so noob to the joys of coffee. Back in my day I had to go to an actual store and get a can of coffee and then actually make the coffee.
Now get the Hell off my lawn!
Perhaps I'm mistaken, but isn't the FBI restricted to US jurisdiction? I grew up with the understanding that they were basically a domestic police force on the national level.
I'm assuming I am mistaken, please feel free to give me further understanding on how the FBI can be in India.
They were working with the government of that country or in cooperation of that country.
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time. -- George Carlin
