uncanny - Slashdot User

Comment Re:New slogan (Score 3, Funny) 161

by uncanny on Monday December 03, 2012 @11:39AM (#42169229) Attached to: Scientists Develop Chocolate That Won't Melt At High Temperatures

chocolate that remains solid even when exposed to temperatures of 40 C (104 F) for more than three hours

If your mouth is 104 F you might want to see a doctor!

Comment Re:Why are there footprints... (Score 1) 96

by uncanny on Saturday November 03, 2012 @10:32AM (#41864283) Attached to: Curiosity Snaps 'Arm's Length' Self Portrait

in other words, "ENHANCE"

Comment but what about... (Score 0) 257

by uncanny on Wednesday October 17, 2012 @04:10PM (#41685601) Attached to: Democracy Now Asks Third Party Candidates Questions From Last Night's Debate

The prohibition party? doesn't anyone want to know their opinion?
(if you dont know who they are, and want a good laugh/scare)
http://swordof1611.webs.com/jackfellure2012.htm

Submission + - Slashdot Sold (again) (geek.net)

Submitted by EStrat on Tuesday September 18, 2012 @11:35AM

EStrat writes: Slashdot, along with SourceForge and FreeCode, has been sold by Geeknet to Dice Holdings. What does it all meeeeean?

Also on Ars

Submission + - 10 ways to make money on line (fastlanecommission.com)

Submitted by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 18, 2012 @11:31AM

An anonymous reader writes: 10 ways that you can actually make money on line!

Comment sweet! (Score 2) 39

by uncanny on Monday July 30, 2012 @02:50PM (#40820695) Attached to: Electronic Sensor Rivals Sensitivity of Human Skin

Now they can feel simulated pain!

Comment Re:(or 192 mph) (Score 1) 180

by uncanny on Monday July 09, 2012 @03:50PM (#40595505) Attached to: The 300 km/h Superbus

Significant digits, motherfucker! Do you know them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Significant_figures
do you?

Comment Re:HIP-HOP ?? SUX !! (Score 1) 192

by uncanny on Tuesday June 26, 2012 @12:14PM (#40453479) Attached to: Hip Hop Artists Developing Open Source Beat Making Software

OH, or a program that simulates a cowbell sound!!!

un-tsss-un-tsss-CLANG-un-tsss-un-tsss-CLANG

Comment already been done! (Score 1) 192

by uncanny on Tuesday June 26, 2012 @11:40AM (#40453059) Attached to: Hip Hop Artists Developing Open Source Beat Making Software

It's called a drum. That's what keeps the beat in music. It's open source too, just have to buy a little hardware.

Comment unfortunate... (Score 1) 82

by uncanny on Tuesday June 26, 2012 @08:36AM (#40451075) Attached to: Two UK Lulzsec Suspects Plead Guilty To DDoS Charges

It's unfortunate that they will be going to prison for something so worthless. I'm not saying they shouldn't, they broke the law and they knew what they were doing. But we've all see the xkcd comic about it. Their lives will forever be altered and the CIA simply got a headache for a day.

Comment Re:you're all worthless and weak (Score 2, Insightful) 754

by uncanny on Monday June 25, 2012 @11:17AM (#40439085) Attached to: Are We Failing To Prepare Children For Leadership In the US?

Any more, the 3 year old has a cell phone of their own, and they would just call their parents.

Comment I ride... (Score 3, Funny) 356

by uncanny on Friday June 15, 2012 @03:53PM (#40338593) Attached to: The bicycle I most often ride is ...

Whatever bike is dragging along underneath my car at the time.

Comment Re:Crap Video (Score 1) 58

by uncanny on Friday April 20, 2012 @09:23AM (#39744929) Attached to: Electronic Glitch Artwork Made by 'Weirdos Within the Weirdos' (Video)

Well in that case the whole video was a waste

Comment Re:If this leads to a cure for Human HIV... (Score 1) 95

by uncanny on Sunday April 15, 2012 @10:02PM (#39697071) Attached to: Engineered Stem Cells Seek Out and Kill HIV In Mice

it's barbaric

Ah yes, barbarians were pioneers in animal testing for purposes of engineering cures to diseases ravaging mankind.

Conan, tester on animals!

Comment Re:No internet at home? (Score 3, Funny) 214

by uncanny on Sunday April 15, 2012 @01:54PM (#39694357) Attached to: The Digital Differences In Americans

Ever wonder why poor people have so babies?

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