Comment Re:Use Fahrenheit *and* Celsius, please. (Score 1) 676
The only downside is when someone says something weird like it's 40 degrees out.
40C is about average in Phoenix during the summer.
The only downside is when someone says something weird like it's 40 degrees out.
40C is about average in Phoenix during the summer.
...I have four Google t-shirts; two for mentoring Summer of Code students, one for applying for a job, and one for giving a TechTalk
Huh? You get a shirt just for APPLYING for a job with Google??
...the Internet really is a series of interconnected networks...
It's actually a series of TUBES.
Quick! Somebody buy the Sony engineers a pair of these!
The warning for this "WEC" device reminds me of an old SNL skit:
* Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
* Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
* Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
* Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
* Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
o itching
o vertigo
o dizziness
o tingling in extremities
o loss of balance or coordination
o slurred speech
o temporary blindness
o profuse sweating
o heart palpitations
* If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
* Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
* When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
* Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
* Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
* Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
* Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
I shall now have to amend my requirements for women that I will have sex with.
Pulse now optional.
It's +5 Funny, because it's true!
(Thanks for that GENIUS comment, btw. *ROFL* Seriously!)
God/nature/FSM/evolution/al gore/$deity has done a pretty damn good job at building our brains, why are we trying to reinvent that wheel in a computer?
We're lazy.
Next!
Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. -- Howard Kandel