I've lusted over Teslas since the beginning. But I'm absolutely done and rid of things that keep trying to be smarter than I am and second guess what it thinks I should do instead of what I actually want to do. The fastest way to lose me as a customer is to put the word "smart" on your product.
Finally I realized I wasn't lusting over the Tesla. I was lusting over an electric car that was cool and fun. So I stopped lusting and made my own.
It's not that hard. Take an older sports car, rip the motor out and replace it with modern electric components. I spent a total of $36,000 including the donor car (a real nice collector's item with a bad engine) and all LED lights. I get 100 miles of range and zero-to-sixty in about 7 seconds. It's not Tesla performance, but it leaves ALL the SUVs at the stoplight in my dust.
It took five months of working one day a week, and it wasn't even a full day. Now I think I can do it in a couple of weeks working a few hours every evening. By far the hardest part of the project was rewiring the dashboard.
I have physical switches to control everything, with separate indicator lights. Toggle the regeneration mode off/low/high, forward reverse is a simple toggle switch, 12 volt on/off toggle, a variety of lighting modes for fun, etc. Regenerative braking can be enabled or disabled at will, by feel, without taking my eyes off the road to search through sub-menus and iffy touch screens. CLick. Toggle is switched. No second guessing.
If you're a tinkerer or have any mechanical and electrical skills at all, I highly recommend this project.