Mobile phone account -- Don't have an account that you 'pay' for as such. Haven't spent any money on my mobile phone for a couple of years now.
Health insurance -- Don't need this, I live in the civilised world.
Home phone account -- includes broadband -- Included in my rent. So can't separate this out into an 'item'.
Gym membership -- Don't need this, I'm good at walking.
Car insurance or transit pass -- Don't need this, I'm good at walking.
Current account with non-pharma drug provider -- Well, I have a current account with a bank. It doesn't cost me anything.
Birth control pill prescription -- Even if I was the right gender, I think you could get that on the NHS.
NPR membership -- wat?