Yea... where is the squeezably soft nanotube toilet paper.
"Protect Your Ass."
considering that my neighbors are all upstanding, law-abiding citizens, I'd be thrilled if they all carried AKs.
Yeah, because the freaks who snap and kill their families or random innocents were all identified by their neighbors as being "loud troublemakers with long criminal histories".
It compresses remarkably well, though.
That's because "pulled her braid" and "smoothed her skirts" comprise 47% of the content.
...mimicking mainframes from the 80s with the ability to cool and keep a quad core beast at home with a terabyte of storage mirrored across two drives...
Oh my. The irony!
That's like saying the Grand Canyon mimics a crack in a sidewalk. Legacy dudes are saying "I wish!" in chorus.
Chairman of the Bored.