List of requirements for true geek's king throne:
0) Must be in a room full of monsters.
1) When looting while confused, must exchange gold for randomly generated throne room monster.
2) When sitting, should respond with "You feel very comfortable here" or should do one of the following:
________a) Grant a wish or increase your luck.
________b) Allow you to genocide something.
________c) Identify things in you are carrying.
________d) Make you feel much better by healing you completely, curing you from sickness, blindness, and wounded legs.
________e) Gain the ability to see things that are invisible, magically form a map of the entire floor in your mind, or completely confuse you.
________f) Gain some random attribute.
________g) Loose some amount of a random attribute, but gain hit points!
________h) Shock you, and make you lose hit points!
________i) Forcibly take away all the gold you are carrying.
________j) Make a lot of monsters appear around you.
________k) Either blind you or randomly curse what you are carrying.
________l) Either wake all monsters on your floor, or teleport your naked butt somewhere random on the floor.
________m) Turn your mind into a pretzel.
Whereupon the said throne may vanish in a puff of smoke.
Upon kicking it, depending upon how lucky you are, you would either destroy the throne, breaking loose 200GP, and exercise your dexterity... (well you could possibly fail to do so and injure yourself), or if you are lucky dislodge some gems and gold... and/or trigger a trap door.
That, my friends, would be a true geek's throne, in a true geek's throne room.