I think the U.S. Coast Guard should sue the U.S. Copyright Group.

I'm waiting for Lisp# to use as my asp.net codebehind.

...its like the era of near anonymous sex, eventually people started dying after hooking up. How long before we see people killing their computers, or going to jail because they plugged in and xferred something really illegal?

This is REALLY smart.

Is this like you go into the grocery store and eat a few twinkies and the manager bum rushes you and makes you pay? Or, is this like picking up a discarded paper on the ferry and the guy at the news stand demanding you pay him for it?

Call Center: Hi, my name is Gupta...er...Steve, who am I speaking to?

Customer: General Mayhem at NORAD.

Call Center: Very good, General. We appreciate your call, your business is very important to us. How may I assist you today?

Customer: We'd like a nuclear strike on North Korea.

Call Center: Very good, you want a nuclear strike on North Korea. I can authorize that in just a few minutes. While we are waiting, can I take a minute to tell you about some of our other warfare options you may not know about?

Didn't they do this in South Korea like 10 years ago?

You know, I think they are pulling a trick on us. My money is on the fact that they are actually outsourcing the drivers to India. There's no computer, just drone car drivers in Mumbai, web cams, and a really fast internet connection. This could also explain why traffic patterns in SF and Mumbai are almost identical.

And, who cares, if it can't fly, and I can't hop from my car to my 34th floor office using my jetpack, I don't want it.

...butt plug?

Perhaps the better policy would be to go ahead and fight the fire and then put a lein on the property. So, you pay the yearly fee, or in case of fire, you pay a fine.

O.k., so in other words, you've got nothing. You're really torn up that 1 person modded me funny? You know, it doesn't add karma, right? You've got issues.

Looking at the bearded one, holiness to his name, I feel like I need a bath.

I may have to improvise and use some JD instead.

2 litres, stat.

Watch out. By using your argument, that the second or third comer to the party that actually "does it more successfully" is the innovator, you are coming very close to saying that Microsoft innovates. Just thought you'd like to know. You don't want to fall into any self set traps now, would you?

XP emulator on an iPad? Well, Marjorie, it's time to cash in, I've seen enough stupidity for a lifetime, now.