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Comment Re:Not a barrier (Score -1) 187

by iMac Were on Monday August 30, 2010 @09:50AM (#33414408) Attached to: Sorting Algorithm Breaks Giga-Sort Barrier, With GPUs

Is that base 10 giga or base 2?

Comment Re:How long since you were in school? (Score -1) 417

by iMac Were on Sunday July 18, 2010 @07:37PM (#32945870) Attached to: TI vs. Calculator Hobbyists, Again

Since when do standardized tests test anything besides test taking ability?

Since you scored shit on one, probably.

Comment Re:Apple (Score -1) 507

by iMac Were on Tuesday July 13, 2010 @07:05AM (#32885118) Attached to: Consumer Reports Can't Recommend iPhone 4

Even on Slashdot, the fanboys seem to have some back-channel

Don't use phrases like that, you'll get me all excited!

Comment Re:Balloon? (Score -1) 204

by iMac Were on Wednesday May 26, 2010 @09:42AM (#32347762) Attached to: Airship Inflated To Create Monster "Stratellite"

"rent" and "condom" should never be used in the same sentence

Sure they should.

"If you're going with rent boys, it's best to use a condom."

Journal Journal: temp

Journal by iMac Were on Tuesday May 11, 2010 @02:40AM

That's easy for you to say, but if I don't do everything the latte-lappers won't think I'm cool anymore. That would literally be like a fate almost far worse than being seen shopping for clothes at Walmart! I mean, just imagine! Can you?

Comment Re:Apple Plan (Score -1) 495

by iMac Were on Monday May 10, 2010 @11:15AM (#32155812) Attached to: A Peace Plan To End the Flash-On-iPhone Fight

Read carefully: the iPad/iPhone is NOT A GENERAL PURPOSE COMPUTER.

OK Mr clever panty-wanties, what is it then? A fashion accessory? A subcultural identity icon?

Ooooh, wait...

Comment Re:Apple Plan (Score -1) 495

by iMac Were on Monday May 10, 2010 @11:05AM (#32155634) Attached to: A Peace Plan To End the Flash-On-iPhone Fight

The iPad is a multipurpose device, not designed for anything apart from looking utterly scruptious

Talking of things that look good, can I fix anything else for you, big boy? Hmmmmmm?

Comment Re:Heard of it? (Score 1, Funny) 151

by iMac Were on Monday April 26, 2010 @12:14PM (#31985436) Attached to: Punishing Security Breaches

No I have not! What is this "Apple" you speak of?
It's a fruit.

Close - it's used by fruits

Comment Analux (Score -1) 150

by iMac Were on Wednesday April 21, 2010 @06:30PM (#31932574) Attached to: Google Acquires Chip Maker Startup Agnilux

Anyone else read that as analux?

Comment Mixed Mac/Windows Team? (Score -1) 119

by iMac Were on Wednesday April 21, 2010 @03:48PM (#31929842) Attached to: Simple CMS For Mixed Mac/Windows Team?

Mixed? Some are gay and some are straight? Where do I sign up, I love a challenge!

Comment Ho, cuties! (Score -1) 617

by iMac Were on Saturday April 03, 2010 @01:02PM (#31716680) Attached to: iPad Launches, FCC Teardown Leaked

So, those of you who have picked up or received an iPad already: how do you like it?

Up the ass.

Comment Hmmmm (Score -1, Offtopic) 394

by iMac Were on Tuesday March 09, 2010 @03:00PM (#31417284) Attached to: Doctors Skirt FDA To Heal Patients With Stem Cells

I like a nice stem...

Comment Re:You get what you pay for? (Score 0) 423

by iMac Were on Tuesday March 09, 2010 @02:11PM (#31416638) Attached to: Jobs Says No Tethering iPad To iPhone

> It costs twice as much and it looks nice.

Defailed that for you, sugarbuns.

Comment I might switch (Score 5, Funny) 109

by iMac Were on Monday February 15, 2010 @06:05AM (#31142316) Attached to: Hands On With Notion Ink's Pixel-Qi Equipped Adam Tablet

Love the touchpad. Like any Apple fanboy, I'm a big fan of reach-arounds.

Comment Re:New Ipad (Score 0) 1713

by iMac Were on Wednesday January 27, 2010 @03:32PM (#30922400) Attached to: Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open

How will that new iphone fit in my pocket? its 10" diagonally!

You need an iPurse. Well, you need several - unless you're the kind of person who'd wear brown shoes with a blue frock.

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