Bring in a trainer to run though a pre-certification training. ITIL, perhaps. Cream will rise.

If you committed to a Major, achieved some post-graduate specialist status, you are someone with major debt and a one-track mind. Perfect "Company Man" material.

No more vintage Sesame Street?

You lone wolf, cowboy types are losing the war with your NIMBY ways. There is no spoon.

Had a horrible flashback to HD SC Setup and non-Apple branded disks.

Don't discount the "hidden" OS compatibility layers. Carbon, Blue and Yellow boxes mean a great deal (and Carbon lurks today). This was all an in-house effort, AFAIK. Behind the veneer, the old Openstep code has morphed and evolved again. Swift and all the new Core classes and portable Kits where always the roadmap for the future. There's no going back.

Ubuntu is a Canonical product, but AFAIK, the meaningful measure of revenue comes from Ubuntu Advantage. Mobile failed, and any dreams of bundled storage and app services, plus any vendor licensing deals that could have come from it. I'm seeing this as an adaptation of that model; where WSL is just another distribution channel for Ubuntu could serve as a funnel for UA. "Land and Expand" meets "Embrace and Extinguish".

System76 is hindered by Ubuntu because Ubuntu is hindered by Canonical. Surely there's a better source for a fork. I get that they have lots of Ubuntu experience and a history there, but Launchpad should be EOL.

My Wacom has a mouse. It still feels like a Wacom, though - it's just a mouse-shaped Pen. The majority of sensing is under the tablet surface. This would be a regular mouse, with the sensors in your hand.

Government Cheese flows more freely..

They asked for more than the combined total of Steve Harvey's salary and production costs.

Microsoft has been dead to me for decades now... Google offers little more than a browser for me... Apple has been on autopilot for a few years now... Between Amazon Web Services Lock-in and pathetic UX, it's gotta be them. Nobody else is even relevant to me.

It's all built on the horrible Launchpad and Bazaar anyway.

That's a lofty goal. One they don't pursue.

24 well-publicised hours should do the trick.