Everything that is wrong with the Internet can be found here:

www.loriandmatthew.com

As Chris Rock recently said, "As a father you have one job - keep your daughter off the pole!"

*sigh*

So we finished Season One last night. It's an OK show. I dig the numbers thing. I like how Hurley is putting things together.

So I say: I'm pretty much Sawyer.
Lynda says: No you're not. You're Jack. Clearly. You don't want to fix everything but you do. You complain and kvetch but you fix everything and you lead.

*sob* But Sawyer's the good looking one!

14 Months ago:

PHB: I can't believe this doesn't work!
Me: I told you it wouldn't work. I wrote a 5 page, detailed reason it wouldn't work. I drew you a picture of why it wouldn't work on a 3x5 Index Card. I also sat you down and explained it to you in completely non techie words why it wouldn't work and I used a straw and a swizzle stick as visual aids!
PHB: Yeah, but I can't believe it doesn't work.

I do not understand how a lawyer can blatantly break the law, admit to breaking the law and get 28 months instead of 20+ years.

It seems to me that the jist of he light sentence is that "no one died".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Stewart

I was skipping around my old JEs.

And this one had me laughing out loud.

You have to make it to SylverDragon's post.

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=200251&cid=16396065

That's a lot of down modding in one place... Modding should SO be turned off in JEs.

So after 2 years of everyone I know in meat-world complaining I don't watch Lost and hearing Howard Stern go on and on about a Nazi Island I Net-Flixed Season One.

So without giving anything away (because I'm only 12 eps in) here's what I think:

Yeah! Go Yankees!

So suck it RailGunner!

Thuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh Yankeees WIN!

Woooo.

Lalalalalalalalalala The Yankees win Lalalalalalalalalalala

In an attempt to monitor some flakey DELL switches I have hooked them into some CISCO 2960s.

So now I monitor the ports the Dells are in and now I am wondering what I should really be looking for... surely I have sniffers and such to use.

What should I be looking for PRIOR to a packet storm?

Sure I look like a tiny boy of some Asian decsent but it's uh, totally me.
Here I am

Seems I am getting foed like there's no tomorrow. Wah!

OK I am watching the Debra LaFave thing... I am going to be running batches to this until I fill a 5 gallon pickle drum.

OMFG lucky 14 year old bastard.

We got a waffle maker recently. We heart our waffles. We really wanted a Mickey Mouse waffle maker but they all suck.

Anylou... this morning the boy is clamoring for waffles the girl is wailing for Lucky Charms.

Who wants a Luck Waffle?

Lou, that's going to be gross.

What? We all like waffles. We all like Lucky Charms.

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They kick ass and take names! Mmmm.

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