Hey everyone, I have a new startup and I'm looking to get funded. We're going to provide smartphone recovery services based on chemical signature. Just register your unique chemical signature, and if your phone ever gets lost, we'll find it for you. All your information will be protected with military-grade encryption. Join us and help change the world by making it a better place!

* First round of funding has already been started by In-Q-Tel.

For those who don't know, ChakraCore is open source; the code is on GitHub, under the MIT license.

https://github.com/Microsoft/ChakraCore

FTA: "She said, 'I've been watching 'Suits,' and this is how it happens."

Sheeeit.

For those that haven't seen it, take a look at Never 10. It's a simple utility that disables GWX (Get Windows 10) by doing the registry / group policy editing for you. You just run it once; you don't need to install anything or keep it running in the background.

No prompts, no upgrades, and no Windows 10 installation files taking up space on your drive.

It's okay, the United States is The Good Guys(tm). They just want to keep us safe.

Uh oh.. I think the kid next door is patient zero.

"Coming up on News at 11: Google has released a report saying that Google.com.. could be dangerous? What does this mean? What do you need to do to stay safe? Tune in and watch through the entire hour and all the commercials, so we can give you the 90-second over-hyped package at the very end."

Looks like it's hip to encryp'; that's a trip!

Maybe the aliens cut out the feed themselves. Maybe they're now in control of NASA. Maybe the invasion.. is beginning..

Wait, so.. are you tell me CaptionBot is a holocaust-denier? And believes that Osama Bin Laden didn't exist because, what, he was a CIA fabrication? What's going on here?

Aah! That finger! Give us some warning next time.

Yes, let's make it even easier for people to find badly-written code on the Internet.

This is an interesting idea, but at least put a bit more effort into showing some good code.

From TFA: “No, he should`ve been wearing a helmet but he`s so good and again this was just a test flight.”

This is why your testing environment should mirror production as much as possible.

At least his fall didn't break his head (completely); although someone who'd fly around in a jet pack without a helmet might already have a broke head. The guy's lucky.

Pay no attention to the iPhone-unlocking method behind the curtain. Move along, citizen.