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Comment Impressive (Score 1) 186

by palmerj3 on Friday January 29, 2010 @10:02AM (#30948754) Attached to: Parallel Algorithm Leads To Crypto Breakthrough

Impressive, but how long would it take to crack Chuck Norris? Never, that's how long.

Comment And the story continues... (Score 2, Funny) 219

by palmerj3 on Wednesday January 27, 2010 @06:05PM (#30925788) Attached to: Dinosaur Feather Color Discovered

... and since Microsoft owns the patent to the color they've since filed a motion to sue the Jurassic Age.

Comment An idea (Score 1) 281

by palmerj3 on Monday January 25, 2010 @06:22PM (#30896962) Attached to: SETI Founder Outlines Ambitious Future Plans

Any amateur rocket scientists want to help me launch a solar powered radio into space that simply repeats, "I am Rosie O'Donnell from the planet 61752-percion. I have come for your Cheetos. Surrender now or I'll wear sweatpants in public!"

Comment Keeping Score (Score 1) 156

by palmerj3 on Monday January 25, 2010 @02:13PM (#30893282) Attached to: Chinese Human Rights Orgs Hit By DDoS

Google: 1 China: 1

Comment Chuck Norris (Score 2, Funny) 319

by palmerj3 on Thursday January 21, 2010 @04:42PM (#30850844) Attached to: Facebook Master Password Was "Chuck Norris"

doesn't sleep.... he stalks your facebook photos

Comment Wasn't rewritten? (Score 2, Insightful) 393

by palmerj3 on Wednesday January 20, 2010 @01:49PM (#30834650) Attached to: Newly-Found Windows Bug Affects All Versions Since NT

So, you mean to tell me Microsoft lied all those times they claimed Windows was rewritten? Didn't see that one coming...

Comment Very fast (Score 1) 491

by palmerj3 on Monday December 28, 2009 @04:42PM (#30575392) Attached to: China Debuts the World's Fastest Train

This train can go from Wuhan to Guangzhou faster than the Chinese government can block this po.... [no signal]

Comment Workplace Awkwardness (Score 1) 262

by palmerj3 on Wednesday December 23, 2009 @02:36PM (#30537428) Attached to: Typing With Your Brain

Customer service emails will be so much more honest now.
"Yes, you raging fucktard, it needs to be plugged in first! Shit fuckin piss how do I delete this shit?! Control, Alt, Delete... FUCK! I don't even care."

Comment My plan worked (Score 5, Funny) 422

by palmerj3 on Sunday December 20, 2009 @10:05PM (#30508276) Attached to: Firefox 3.5 Now the Most Popular Browser Worldwide

Reenactment - relative has problem with computer

1. Remove shortcuts to Internet Explorer
2. Rename Firefox shortcuts to "Internet"

Firefox 3.5 - My Idea

Comment Thrust limit? (Score 1) 272

by palmerj3 on Thursday December 17, 2009 @11:06PM (#30483058) Attached to: Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed To Tweet During Sex

140 thrust limit?

Comment Will this help? (Score 1) 572

by palmerj3 on Wednesday December 16, 2009 @01:35PM (#30460218) Attached to: Angry AT&T Customers May Disrupt Service

Ironically, ending the unlimited data plan would prevent this planned DDOS. If anything, this will reinforce their decision.

Comment Re:If they thrive on predicatable, monotonous work (Score 4, Funny) 419

by palmerj3 on Thursday December 10, 2009 @12:24AM (#30384910) Attached to: Company Trains the Autistic To Test Software

I work at Microsoft testing software I wear paper hats. Would you like a bug with thaaaat. Would you like a bug with thaaaat.

Comment Duh (Score 1) 583

by palmerj3 on Wednesday December 02, 2009 @01:46PM (#30299510) Attached to: Black Screen of Death Not Microsoft's Fault

"Our Death Screens are blue! PWND!"

Submission + - Video Professor is a SCAM (techcrunch.com)

Submitted by palmerj3 on Saturday November 28, 2009 @04:57PM

palmerj3 writes: This was posted on Techcrunch today and I think it deserves some attention from the Slashdot community!

Comment Import system (Score 0) 124

by palmerj3 on Wednesday November 25, 2009 @04:05PM (#30229862) Attached to: Magento Beginner's Guide

I wonder if this book can show everyone how to import products reliably? The current import system is total crap and often needs to be completely bypassed.

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