Comment Can't find a pirate? (Score 1) 376
Go after the cabin boy (or girl in this case).
The last body is actually a battle robot.
It is Japan, people.
It's probably the time to mention that the qualification to be a 'Wall St Analyst' is to be standing on Wall Street and wildly waving one's arms like they're in the background of the Today show.
The fact that no specific analyst is being mentioned implies they couldn't even find that.
It could be a hard sell, but if Samuel L. Jackson called, I'm sure people would join. Of course, Anonymous would have to kill the Phil Coulson of nerds first.
"There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could... "
...they were discovered right behind you NOW
Boo.
"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything." -- Russell Baker
