Unfortunately, they don't yet service apartments
I smell a method patent coming... "Proper use of language... ON THE INTERNET".
That would work, as there is essentially no prior art.
Starcraft isn't even an MMO.
It may only be $20/month, but I know PLENTY of families that can't risk that extra $$ on television each month, so therefore will just have to go without.
Even those (bigger) towns don't have public transit systems.... And even for those of us who work HERE, we sure as hell can't walk to work. The center of town is about 4-5 miles from here, and there are no sidewalks or anything of that sort. It would mean walking up (and down) hills on the side of the highway the whole way there.
Without life, Biology itself would be impossible.