Comment Political ad potential (Score 1) 186
Hmmm:
Some information is vital to national security.
*Picture flash*
So much so, the electorate cannot see it.
*Picture flash*
You are forbidden.
*Bars clamp on screen*
This information would be devastating in the hands of terrorists
*Mushroom cloud*
Clearly, the most strict of vetting is needed.
*Pictures of ebola victims*
Guess who has access to this information, vital to national security?
*Fade-out*
*Flashing photographs of lobbyists with unfortunate expressions (think tabloid celebrity photos)*
Call your representative today. Make sure only the most vital, most trustworthy people are trusted.