So have them making and exporting foot stools? They need to elect the Sofa King as their leader. :)

Claim religious reasons. You shouldn't have to give any specifics, just invoke the R word (whether you believe or not).

I believe the venerable WOPR computer said it best...

Perplexed test user: It would be quicker for them to just click the Show Desktop button on the task bar and then double click the Office shortcut. Why complicate such a simple task?

If they are reprogrammable, this could be a good thing, and may make them useful as gaming keyboards

Libre, that is one of the two biggest examples of why you do not leave the naming of your product to the geeks. The other one is GIMP.

Reminds me of the opening of a certain film where the narrator lamented that our brightest and best focused all their efforts into combating hair loss and prolonging erections.

The caps lock key is useful when typing out long acronyms at least.

You mean emoticons? That was what we called them back before they became those evil yellow smilies.

So MS and other producers need to grow a pair and tell the bleating masses, "NO! The product works, is stable and is suitable for the purpose for which WE designed it already."

Though really, this all sounds more like some group at MS trying their best to justify their continued employment there more than anything else.

...to something other than D-Link, I presume?

Edgy Ermine perhaps?

So much for using only the approved gestures:

Peace Sign
Bunny Ears
Fake Wiener

We just had to suck on a tea dampened rag ourselves. We could only dream of having a bag for our tea.

call -151
Followed by
!

And now you are in the mini assembler. Granted, that was on the Apple IIGS. Can't remember what the call was to get to the mini assembler on the ][ and ][+ (though I think that was a function of the older Integer BASIC ROM, or something like that.)