Good thing you sent it back, otherwise they'd be one short and you'd have an extra!

This is quite common in Bulgaria; if only they'd use the money to maintain said toilets!

I'm happy for you, but here the owners take care of their management team (adult kids) and top performers (the kids' friends). I know, sadly from experience as well.

Sweet, a car analogy! /thread

Thanks, I was hoping for a car analogy!

You forgot two important steps:

3. ???
4. PROFIT!

Hi, my name is John, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. I rent paddle boats on the weekends and I have three to eight hours of free time each day. I have access to my laptop but not internet.

That's the most intelligent part of your post. Vote with your dollars.

Tinfoil no, drywall yes.

than the spent Budweiser case I've been using.

What are these "ads" of which you speak?

OK, I'll feed the troll. Are you such a mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging animal that you can't defy your instincts? "I'm sorry honey, I didn't mean to bang the babysitter but my instincts took over! It's not my fault; she's half your age with supple skin and firm breasts. The survival of the human race depended on me and I did not falter!"

SILENCE!! I Keeeeel you!

Your use of the word "cromulent" embiggens my heart!

You act like you've never accidentally a sentence.

Thanks for the link, I'd seen it attributed to several people but I hadn't actually seen the act.