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Journal Journal: Sorry for the absence 14

Just been rather busy may still be for a while longer
Another thought, The princes and the pea story can be really bad for children , making them thing that royalty are born naturally superior ..
of course you could take it the other way, show you that some traits are natural .
who knows

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Journal Journal: libertarian 9

I will award 10 Euros to the first person to find me the first sane poor libertarian .. also they must know what it means totally and be actually poor , not I can't afford to fix my Porsche poor

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Journal Journal: Elvis sightings solved(Some of them) 13

A man called Barry William MacGuffin was recently arrested for prowling around downtown Graceland , decked in full Elvis gear .
After further investigation it was discovered that he had a history mental problems and was wanted for questioning in at least 5 states for similar offences and public indecency
In his current 2 room apartment which was searched by the police he was found to have records dating back to the early 1980's (Including photographs) of himself dressed as Elvis in numerous locations where he had been sneaking around and in his words 'Tryin' ta mess wid some trailer trash "\
Whilst not illegal in and of itself(although we all would like to see some limits on Elvis impersonators ).
The string of minor offences would be enough to get him a life sentence , however Judge Ernhardt was quoted as saying that he is of no real threat and if he agrees to treatment and to stop the hoaxes he will not be charged

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Journal Journal: Fudging kyboard 10

OK my
my keyboard died , bastard .. um excuse the odd z's and missing punctuation , I am using a US kezzboard GAH .
I shall get used to it , but i tend to touch type so it is irritating .
I have been shut in my own head , mainly wasting time playing some more retro classics (This keyboard is annoying me , only one left )

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Journal Journal: Fidelcas extra 2 : Retro Games-----:::_---::: 13

Uploaded now , should appear on iTunes soon , http://fidelcatsro.googlepages.com/ Here is the link for those of you who either don't use iTunes or don't want to wait for iTunes to randomly update itself.

It was originally episode 5 , however I decided it was a bit to Off topic and rather me just explaining what I did all week .
I went on a buying binge of teH ReTro ;)

* Link should be up in 2 minutes just uploading it now , for anyone wishing to mirror , just download the file and pass me a link here ;) and I will add it

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Journal Journal: New laws and theorys in South Dakota 4

1: Photographs steal your soul
2: Witches are non flammable
3: Evolution is blasphemy
4: the earth is flat
5: The sun revolves around the earth
6: Fire hot
7: Women lower beings than men
8: Women slightly above people of colour
9: Abortion a crime

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Journal Journal: Why we should all observe Shabbat

OK I am aware that some Orthodox Ashkenazi are against the Gentiles observing ha Shabbat .. but I am Sephardic and Reform/Masorti(I can't decide)
It is a wonderful thing , you know .
Just taking a break from the world and slowing the pace down , just screw any work and relax .
One day of the week you are just not allowed to do anything .
Since I started observing it properly(well nearly , I shouldn't really travel.. but I need to , or use tech , but it's fun for me) I have been so much less stress.
So everyone just needs that one day a week where we just forget our worries and chill.
Just forget the lot of them and have a good time.

I Command thee ;)

One of the most important Jewish holidays and we get 52 a year

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Journal Journal: When Spelling trolls fuck up 13

This JE is totally unrelated to the topic
Also , have you seen that Pre-Huricane Katrina Video of Bush getting debriefed on New Orleans .. That guy is screwed to a wall with concrete evidence.

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Journal Journal: I am sick fed up of the Islamic states in the middle east . 11

Warning , may contain excessive ranting , things that I would probably not have said if I had been given time to calm down.
Note this does not include Indonesia or Morocco

Arab nations urged to seek UN ban on slandering religion
28/02/2006 - 19:29:49
 
Arab and Islamic governments should pressure the United Nations to ban the slandering of religions, said more than 200 Arab politicians who renewed their criticism today of the contentious Prophet Muhammad cartoons.
 
The call, which was made at the end of a two-day conference at a Dead Sea resort in Jordan, comes amid outrage felt throughout the Islamic world over the publication in a Danish newspaper of a series of cartoons of Islam's prophet.
 
"We urge Arab and Muslim governments to spare no effort to pressure the UN to issue a resolution banning the slandering of religions," the politicians from 16 Arab countries representing the Arab Inter-Parliamentary Union said in a statement.
 
Those who violate such a resolution should face legal action, added the statement.

So , Let me be the first to announce my legal case against the Koran for libelling Judaism , as it clearly states that the Torah has been corrupted and we are following a corrupt faith , as are the Christians .

I will also be taking several Arab nations to court over perpetuating the Blood Libels .. my evidence , a recipe for Passach bread .

You want to play the wounded puppy game , then you should be careful you don't get put down.

On the same day in Karachi, Pakistan, more than 5,000 children aged from 8 to 12 years old demonstrated at a rally organised by Pakistan's largest Islamic group. They chanted "hang those who insulted the prophet" and burned a coffin draped in American, Israeli and Danish flags.

I think that about says it all.

Let me add myself to the list here.
The religion of Muhammad (the one made up by him by bastardising the Torah )has bred idiots like those mentioned above. Well those Idiots would gladly hang me for being a Jew anyway.

I am not attacking Normal sane Muslims here , only those nut jobs that have 8 year olds screaming for lynching .

I apologise If I offended anyone there , but I am pissed off

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Journal Journal: We must not Respect other peoples Religious beliefes only... 35

We must not Respect other peoples Religious beliefes only allow them their rights to freely practice them (so long as they are within the law and do not harm other people).
You are all free to think my religious beliefs are bunkum and to point it out to me if you so wish(please stop telling me in person if I ask though) . I wish to be granted the same right.

I will in no way ever try to impede someone freedom of religion and I will stop people who try to .I however wish to have the freedom to comment and criticise it as I see fit , as should all people have these rights.

I am sick fed up of politicians saying that the Muhammad cartoons were an embarrassment and that they wish people would respect others religious beliefs .
Lets put this on the table , Christianity is Blasphemous to Judaism and Islam , Islam is blasphemous to Judaism and Christianity , Judaism is blasphemous to Christianity and Judaism .
There is no way to avoid that
Respect
noun 1 a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements
No , I don't feel that , and I don't see why I should . Just as I do not expect those of these faiths to respect my beliefs .
Accept my rights to them and my rights to practice freely , that is all.
If you agreed with my religious persuasions then you would be part of my religion .
The Danes are free to print comics about Muhammad , Any Islamic country should be free to post pictures about Jesus or Mosha if they desire.

We can not discriminate based on religion , but we should never be forced to respect another religion.
I will be damned if I will ever respect scientology and I see little difference between that and Islam.

Screw respect , we need acceptance .
Tolerance is a better word , as you can not force someone to believe something or to think a specific way.
We can however stop them aggressively attacking people for their thoughts.

RANT

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Journal Journal: Murder in Cudlywudly town

A long time ago in a land far far away, A police report was filed.
Sergeant E.Z. Dumpling was first to arrive on the scene .
It was in the Village of Cudlywudly town , Loveywuby street , house number 3 right next to Ms Smiley kittens biscuit shop.The Resident , a Mr Hugalot e. Squirrel was found with his wuvvelly head severed from his body .
Fluffy love foam was strewn around the room . and in red cuddle jam the Message "THIS IS NOT THE LAST" was written on the fluffy bouncy wall.
After the Coroner , Dr Bubll e. bear had autopsied the Cuddly corpse ,he found that the victim had been repeatedly sodomised in his botty wotty after death.
The only conclusion was that the police were after one sicky wicky son of a bitchy whitchy .
Luckly Ms Gummy wuvwolf had seen a Mr Bango B. Monkey running from the Scene shortly after the time of the crimywimy .

When Mr Bango B., Monkey was finally apprehended , the Wuvable character was found in possession of a hatchetewatchet with Jelly blood still on it.The Love Juice Samples were a DNA match .

Mr Monkey was sent down for 40 Years to the Wuvable welp Correctional facility , where he was Beatenweaten daiwy by fellow inmates for being a poncywoncy .
The White Bear Supremacists Repeatly Made him drop the Soapywopy , and Performed poetic Justice on his botty wotty.

He hung himself soon after .

Poor Cuddlywuddly town :(

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