Comment Re:Fucking idiots (Score 2) 1532
War on it's own citizens
Huh? I'm expecting productivity to go UP^.
War on it's own citizens
Huh? I'm expecting productivity to go UP^.
That's not true anymore. The explosives has been removed year ago.
I guess the chances of a land invasion by Europeans is pretty slim compared to 60 years ago.
A few months ago I mentioned that botnets would be used for bitcoin mining and everybody was all over me saying it could never work because people would be suspicious of their machines running at 100% all day and start running scans. Yet here we are...
Every tunnel/bridge into the country is also permanently wired so they can blow them up at a moments notice if anybody tries to invade.
Does that include the eradication of H. Sapiens?
Poop is a very natural, sustainable resource.
My poop already comes out black and tarry. Turning it into crude oil is the next logical step.
My genitals are always HUGE when I'm driving my car.
So? There's cats on youtube that have mastered that skill.
When I was 1.5 I could press the buttons on the TV to change channels, operate light switches, open doors, etc. I bet that was fun to see, too, but manipulating physical objects is a lot more useful as a life-skill.
My mother felt the same way about a computer when I was in my teens. "All you'll do with it is play games" she said. Then some Zuckerberg guy invents this Facebook thing and makes a fortune with it. Why? Because he had a computer as a kid.
Correlation is not causation, horse before cart, etc.
Your mother was 99.9999% likely to be right. Zuckerberg made a fortune because he saw that computerized gossip would be a success. That's a social thing, not a computer-programmer thing.
there are hundreds of studies that show that most fucked up children get fucked up by the home environment they are brought up in,
There's even a poem about it: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/178055
I'm not. Even amicable divorces can fuck kids up.
So can not getting divorced and hating on each other all day in front of the kids.
bool
getsCustody(parent)
{
return parent.hasPenis() ? NO : YES;
}
Code like that belongs on the daily WTF... "parent.hasPenis()" is a boolean function.
That thing looks stupidly huge on an *adult* wrist.
News Flash: Life happens. Even when you plan on having children, one cannot even remotely plan for every event forthcoming (especially four years later) that would elicit the need for a 4-year old to have a cell phone.
News flash:
Some separated parents don't have as much access to the kid(s) as they would like.
If the mother's anything like the description she's probably already filled the kid's head with lies about misogynist-daddy and a phone won't fix anything.
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