Couldn't they have just turned on the lights in the bathroom?

(Face it, you knew an ass joke was imminent.)

I wasn't aware that Asics made space sneakers.

That's not being very nice to mosquitoes. One is a blood sucking insect that carries disease and pestilence and is almost impossible to defend against - the other is a mosquito.

Yeah, I wouldn't say 'hideously rich'. While Mojang's revenue is relatively high, their EBITDA is relatively low. I believe they are making a much higher margin on their pocket editions and XBox 360 version (linked article is before these) so that's good. If it was just Notch still working on these then I'd agree but he's got a fair-sized business running now with all the associated costs. Not to say he's poor, I think he's just in the 'extremely comfortable' zone right now.

It doesn't have to be. The Hawaiian people did pretty well long before Captain Cook ever knew it existed.

But, I get your point. And Mars ain't Maui. If one to run out of food you can't just go fishing or grab a coconut off of a tree.

Obligatory PVP?

http://pvponline.com/comic/2003/05/12/mon-may-12

As a social liberal, I accept that there may sometimes be a need to take from my pocket for the betterment of society as a whole. You volunteer as a career which I'll assume is to do 'good' (not volunteering in an African death squad or something). At least in this case I know someone is getting something out of my taxes, which sometimes I'm not so sure.

Keep this in mind: if you are American, I also pay taxes to protect your interest abroad. If you ever get abducted by pirates or the like, I don't mind paying Navy Seals or Delta Force or some other group to save you.

In essence, I don't mind walking into the warp core without a radiation suit to save the ship. Needs of the many and whatnot.

Step 2: Replace with new shag carpet, new mirrors, and LED mood lighting

It is in there. However, it's not in effect until 2014.

No! Itsa me, Mario!

Or what could go right?

If we end up with the (New) New York City from Futurama with transport tubes, I for one will welcome our new Omicron Persei overlords.

Don't forget the Norwegian mass-murderer played World of Warcraft obsessively, so everyone who does this as well should be suspect.

Oh please, he's AT MOST only 750X the man I am.

Also, I love it when he gets blamed for the bank bailout. That happened a month or two before the election and was, for the most part, the final straw for McCain and many other Republican candidates.

This was a bigger worry when the Democrats controlled the House and Senate. Pelosi is a left-wing nutcase who would've done it if given the chance but they targetted healthcare instead. Also, there are major import regulations that have caused spikes in prices due to decreased supply, this is due to the Feds.

You missed one though. He gets blamed for not getting out of Iraq and Afghanistan 'like he said he would'. Iraq, yes, he said he was going to get us out as quickly as possible but never promised a timeline (Hillary Clinton was promising 6-12 months) . However, Afghanistan was a target of his to ramp up, commonly saying in debates that Iraq was a distraction and not the real threat of terrorism (at the time of invasion).

The Mr. Fusion only powered the Flux Capacitor not the DeLorean. The DeLorean still ran on gasoline and is why Marty gets stuck back in 1885 when the arrow pierces the gas tank.