There you go again. Why don't you take the time to read the article?
This wasn't the case under iOS 6. That system wasn't devoid of triggers (full-screen slide transitions being fairly common), but zooming was minimal and parallax was absent, as were gamified animation effects such as subtly shifting and sliding balloons in Messages.
Right, so the parallax effect (that is able to be turned off) wasn't present, the slide transitions are the same, yet now causing issues.
The two new vomit inducing features seem to be screen zoom (which changed from centre-only whole screen to one side or the other on a per-icon basis), and the 'jostling' speech bubbles in iMessage.
You can quote the article, but it doesn't make it any more true.
Either way I'm sure Apple will address this with an "ultra flat mode" in an update that disables all the effects - they have already had complaints from non-vomiting people that the zoom animations take too long before the UI becomes responsive to commands. I expect they'll change the behaviour when they address that.