Where the stock options for the startup are printed on toilet paper rolls.

Yep, S-Corp all the way. I'll be saving about 10K this year on Medicare and SS payroll taxes.

Hopefully this time next year I'll be writing off a big *Mac* Pro expense.

I think this has already been shown this is purely a psychological effect, i.e. the type of alcohol affects your mood in precisely the way you expect it to. A scientific study of the actual "real" effects would have done a proper double blind test and given the participants alcohol (or not) without being told what it was exactly instead of filling out a survey form.

A self-diagnosed developmental disorder contracted by reading the Wikipedia page about the condition. Having Asperger's means that you are smarter than everyone else and it totally forgives all of the lazy anti-social choices you make in life.

So how many posts until someone makes a harakiri joke?

That you've made a terrible mistake.

Who the hell checks their laptops anyway? Maybe if it were in a military grade ruggedized container.

Eh I should have preview my posted, tags got eaten:
Answer: Why in the world would you want to do that? Here do this (unhelpful thing that doesn't answer this question)

Answer: (Complete wrong buggy implementation)

#1 upvote: (Answer that technically works but completely pedestrian, not generalized, etc)

#2 upvote: (mostly the same as #1, but with an added glaring bug)

#4 or #5 most upvoted: (probably the right answer)

further down: (a number of technically correct but a completely stupid ways to solve the problem)

Stackoverflow is the best for people that sort of know what the answer should be and can separate the wheat from the chaff.

I often point to this on as a good canonical example. https://stackoverflow.com/ques...

Well I never!

Canoncial example of a Stackoverflow exchange:

Answer: Why in the world would you want to do that? Here do this

Answer:

#1 upvote:

#2 upvote:

#4 or #5 most upvoted:

further down:

Stackoverflow is the best for people that sort of know what the answer should be and can separate the wheat from the chaff.

I often point to this on as a good canonical example. https://stackoverflow.com/ques...

Now more relevant than ever.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-ni...

Significate whitespace makes me avoid Python.

I agree completely...except for mosquitos and cockroaches, fuck those guys.

When we cut the cord we stopped just laying around browsing for random things to watch on random channels and watch less TV overall. Netflix + Hulu + Amazon Prime + iTunes. Just watch things we want to watch when we want to watch them.

That hasn't been true for several years now. The real issue are the Swift runtime libs that have to be included because the ABI isn't stable.

God forbid there should be some oversight in building a ground level supersonic transport system.