What about chemical castration and laser blinding?
No, sorry, those are both patented by Microsoft.
Ok, then let's be consistent:
Helum, Lithum, Beryllum, Sodum, Magnesum, Aluminum, Potassum, Calcum, Scandum, Titanum, Vanadum, Chromum, Gallum, Germanum, Selenum, Rubidum, Strontum, Yttrum, Zirconum, ah, who needs more than 40 protons.
Is this the element 'Sodum' from biblical times, associated with the element 'Gomorrahum'? Ok, it was a stretch for a joke, but what the hey!
You might as well beat your chest and yell "RTFM N00B".
I always do, but I get funny looks from people walking by my office, and a message from my manager....
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.