Overheard during recess: "No Mister Bond. I expect you to die."

I could have sworn the blue lights on one blade is flashing Morse code, "HELP ME. I WANT O PLAY HALO 4."

Should be worth zero to any organization that must mark securities to market. Or as a cost basis for securities purchases. We (our regulators) don't know what you paid for it. For all we know, that cash expenditure was for Hookers & Blow. So when you sell it, you owe cap gains on 100% of the revenue. And while you are holding those securities, your bank or broker won't loan you a penny against those holdings.

Otherwise, feel free to speculate. And good luck.

... the pyramid buried down there yet?

Put a Windows 8 sticker on it. Nobody will touch it.

What now? Are they water-boarding people for information?

I know of a few animals and plants you'd better not mess with or risk getting sick/dying.

Why is it that the greenies always seem to equate natural things with healthy things? Nature will kill you, given half a chance.

Chanel No. 0x05

Too early to tell. They had good visibility, but there's talk on a pilot's board that this runway had inoperative ILS glideslope and PAPI equipment. Pilots too dependent on these aids could have come in too low or high and over compensated.

For those who understand NOTAMS:

Q) KZOA/QLPAS/IV/BO/A/000/999/3737N12223W005
B) FROM: 13/07/06 22:19C) TO: 13/07/08 22:19 EST
E) RWY 28L PAPI U/S

Q) KZOA/QIGAS/I/NBO/A/000/999/3737N12223W005
B) FROM: 13/06/01 14:00C) TO: 13/08/22 23:59
E) ILS RWY 28L GP U/S

We warned you: Turn off the damned phone!

https://twitter.com/sbaker/status/353611787750494208/photo/1

Looks like it came in high and over compensated to get back on to the glide path.

That'll buff out.

Are they certain it wasn't just the person on the tech support line who suggested rebooting it?