Sung to the copyrighted tune of "Feed the Birds". Extra points for Julie Andrews class voices.....
(These lyrics are lovingly given away for free as a public service an are in the public domain by me, their author)
Early each day on the steps of the Courthouse
The little old lawyer comes
In his own special way to the people he calls
Come buy my bags full of briefs
Come sue the little birds
Show them your greed
And you be glad if you do
Their young ones are too fat
Their nests all need stripping
All it takes is a lawsuit from you---u
Sue the birds, a million a chirp
million, million, million a chirp
Sue the birds, that's what he cries
while overhead, bird guano fills the skies
All around the courthouse the judges and bailiffs
look down as he sells his wares
although you can't see it
you know they are frowning
each time someone shows his gre--ed