Now how do I get electricity and water into that combination?
Simple - dampen the shaft of the arrow so it doesn't catch fire, and replace the feathers with a mini-rocket-come-tazer for both longer range, and an anti-personnel element...
The fact that my castle has, say, 1 meter thick of stone for walls sure helps a lot.
Only 1 meter thick?
From http://history.howstuffworks.com/middle-ages/castle2.htm
"The outer curtain wall was high, thick and made of stone or brick. Walls could range from 6 to 10 meters high and 1.5 to 8 meters thick."
I thought the GP post was referring to the fact that an entire group of people left England and started a new country (AKA, America) due to taxes.
So that worked well then...
"swine flue"
I won't ask why you are sticking pigs up chimneys...
Now witness the final battle between Captain Obvious and the Mighty Sarcasmo!
...And Commander Cliche checks in.
The three of us together can bring the world to its knees! (With laughter)...
If all else fails, lower your standards.