Your average slashdotter is not going to get a cheapy $550 computer. Your average Joe maybe, and then they will complain to us that their computer is so slow...
Your average slashdotter probably has enough old hardware lying around to build a file server that's good enough, or knows where to scrounge up the hardware for nil. The only thing to buy would be the hard drives. You can find a 500 GB EIDE hard drive for around $60. Put 4 of those in and you've got plenty of storage. Or if you want SATA, I've seen SATA cards for under $10.
I would think given how there are laser 3D scanners, they'd just do scans.
Sort of like this?
You have to bypass the Heisenberg Compensaters to create an inertial sump, then reverse the polarity on the Warp Field Generators, then combine the streams(yes, this time you do!) and reroute the output to the deflector dish to emit a focused tachyon pulse that has to be synchronized and modulated with the inertia compensator's artificial gravity generator, pipe your Tor proxy through that and Lynx then flies at near light speeds down the 'tubes'!
*disclaimer:you can exceed ISP 'bandwidth' caps in milliseconds this way, so type FAST!*
Why don't you just focus the bandwidth using some dilithium crystals? You can order some at very good prices direct from Rura Penthe. They've got very little overhead, you see. Very cheap labor. But shipping costs can be a little much.
We had a choice between assholes that shill for oil companies, or douches that shill for Hollywood. Guess which group we picked.
Both.
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.