AT&T has a profit margin of 10%. If you think that is insanely high... I'd rather not be in business with you.

[citation needed]

Wow. I have mod points but without a "-1 flat-out-wrong" option it just doesn't seem worth it.

By all means, but what happens if you're a non-profit or your company is too small to be able to afford Iron Mountain (or whoever)?

I read the title as "Star Trek Sequel Already Panned".

One IT person for every 10 proper workers - that can't be right. :p

HAHAHA that's hilarious. At my old job we were 7 techs for 900 users. Do that math.

when marketing demands {*anything at all*}, tell them to go fornicate off.

Yeah right. Sounds like a fast way to get "rightsized" where I work.

YES. A thousand times yes. I did go buy myself a copy after that podcast (ep #172, here) and I don't know how I survived without it. It's entirely usable right out of the box but with a little configuring you can make it do just about anything you need, without the overhead of running a whole separate VM.

that's funny, I haven't locked a door in years.

...and what's your address again?

What motivation could there possibly be for pretty much everything that George W. Bush and co. did if NOT intentionally drive our country into a crisis?

There, fixed that for yez!

...wait, what? SFO BART trains absolutely *do* have drivers. I live here and ride it daily.

Barack Obama.
All of the world's problems, solved.
Overnight, even.

There, fixed that for yez.

If you're calling an imperfect alternative to insanity "fixed"...

...why, you must be a Windows 7 developer. ;)

My almost-5-year-old Dell Inspiron 5100 says [citation needed].