... is it real or is it fake?
This is not the first /. article where the title and its contents contradict each other.

*IN THE YEAR*.

Seriously, Slashdot ?

...all you like, but I really find it odd to see âoepowerfulâ and âoeDNA editing toolâ in the same sentence.

Repeat after me:
Software patents are morally and ethically wrong.
Anyone enforcing them should be ousted from the industry.

What the hell does "leverage" mean?

I'm no longer able to pretend to know what these nonsense buzzwords mean.

Empty = devoid of any objects.
Messy = Existing objects are in a disorganized state.
For sonething to be messy, there must be objects in it. Empty means there are no objects.
Care to explain how "messy" and "empty" are not opposites?

... that's it for 4chan in UK, then?,

Well, if you actually have the 10 trillion to backup your claim, bankrupting MS is actually a piece of cake... no need to get Nvidia involved or anything :)

*Of course* they had to remove it, since it's actually a LIE. Everybody knows modern technology comes from the very entrails of Megatron...

Yeah! You heard him right! Stop having fun with your unrealistic games altogether!

The fastest operating system.

Ever.

Bar none.

*sniff * I miss it.

... you must be new in this planet, amirite? *Nobody* in here backups their cherished data until it hits them. And it must be a really hard blow, ot they won't pay attention to it ("it wasn't really that important, y'know? I'll rewrite the thing, then set up backups later." Always later...)

In fact, forget the hookers! No, wait...

No gigantic alien Battle Station in the dark side of the Moon, just waiting for orders to unleash their unstoppable forces of Evil over our insufficiently advanced civilization?

Bummer.

Okay, this is all good and all that. But, I think the real question in here is: *WHO* is the real owner of the Brooklyn bridge? Who should I call to make a bid for it? I mean, I'm so tired of giving money to the wrong people for it... sigh...

Have you noticed how, since the advent of the Internet as a massive information medium, there are suddenly all classes of strange, unexplained stuff out there?

I'm sorry... but either 21st century scientists are really lame, or we humans know *shit* about the universe and the laws that rule it. Wonder which one it is...