Yes, but what fun would it be to make that the headline?

Although the car weighs 2 kg and was driven by squirrels.

Today's front-runner for "Slashdot headline that most sounds like a headline from The Onion."

Human urine is quite sterile, believe it or not.

Yet, I stand by my belief that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I'm really tired of the /. mentality on what an Apple product user is.

I know what you mean. It's almost as tiresome as the way people generalize about the /. mentality.

Clearly, you should hire an MBA to write your software, a developer to design your web page, and a designer to run your company. Then all will be right in the world.

Fnkmaster, do you work at my company? Cuz' that's pretty much what we gots here.

It's not just about going somewhere on the spur of the moment... it's going there at all. Now that the US no longer has functioning mass transit except in limited corridors, there is frequently no practical alternative to driving. For example, next week my son and I need to travel from Connecticut to West Virginia. Try doing that by train or bus. What makes sense to me is owning an EV for daily use and renting a longer range vehicle when needed. For that to work well for me, I need an EV with about 150-mile range. (An EV would also make sense as the second car for a lot of two-car families.)

Jeez man. There's no "START" key on your keyboard. "Enter" is the best approximation you could have. Why do people have to be spoon-fed?

I'm not going to spoon-feed you the answer to that question.

Wait, those commercials were selling something? I never noticed.

Yeah, but where are they going to find a control group of people who don't use a cellphone?

</kidding>

...that's why when I look at sick people, I laugh.

I fly very frequently and I am not afraid of terrorists. I'd be happy to walk through a metal detector set to pick up conventional guns, and run my luggage (laptop still in case) through an X-ray to look for obvious weapons. When terrorists down a US airline every month for a year we can talk again.

Not if you're on one of those twelve airliners.

Sure, and they can call the Agricultural College "Boone's Farm."

...is the one that fits the socket on the wall in front of me.

Even if that person is Bree Olson?

Gah, knew I shouldn't have googled her at work.

You misspelled "ogled."