Comment Fire Ant's Damage (Score 1) 398
I believe the imported fire ants have one-neuron brains that work as follows: Am I in contact with something? If yes, bite it.
In reality the fire ants have displaced native ant species, which are the primary diets of some much more delightful creatures, the horned lizards. Perhaps the only chance the horned lizards have are the phorid flies to keep the fire ants sufficiently controlled that native ants can make a sufficient comeback to save the horny toads.