You must be an SNL writer.

What if your bank told you that your money was missing and that it wasn't a security problem?
Instead, the robbers violated the terms of service and removed your money from the table in the front lobby.

Name a single corporation that doesn't embed their tax "burden" back into the cost of their goods and services?
I'll wait.
Consumers pay so-called "corporate taxes"... we always pay. No wonder Bezos supports them.

We should all take large SUVs everywhere, but then ride our bikes the last 150 yards to the destination. When people see this, it will inspire them.

Qualified Immunity is a civil defense, not a criminal one.

It's our BBQ. But hardly any other reason comes to mind.

2 Years later...


Big Tech: "We don't your social media post speaking out against big tech's control of social media. "
User: "ok... you have that right to disagree with me."
Big Tech: "We're de-platforming you..."
User: "ok... your platform."
"Big Tech: "...from all of our platforms, even our vaccine certification platform."
User: "uh... wait. Now I won't be able to prove my immunity for my job interview tomorrow!"
Big Tech: "Our playground, our rules. Start your own platofmr and vaccine cert program."

Though harsh, you are mostly correct. I misread, posted cynically and therefore deserve your criticism.

Apple makes changes to give them full censorship control of content of apps on the apple phones and tablets that you own.

First, they'll subsidize housing, which will reduce the available market and drive local housing prices up.

Next, they'll offer housing subsidies for their employees, as well as company credits for purchasing food and necessities on their site to "help their struggling employees make ends meet". Nobody will want to (read: be able to) quit and find another job.

Such givers.

Oh... we won't pay for it.... "with money".

Do you think "may issue" permiting laws for expressing yourself or speaking would be constitutional? I'm under the understanding that it's unconstitutional to require licenses for rights. “No state shall convert a liberty into a license, and charge a fee therefore.” (Murdock v. Pennsylvania, 319 U.S. 105) “If the State converts a right (liberty) into a privilege, the citizen can ignore the license and fee and engage in the right (liberty) with impunity.” (Shuttlesworth v. City of Birmingham, Alabama, 373 U.S. 262)

Some code is a yeast infection.

Where do you think corporations get their money to pay their taxes? Shareholders? Executive's salaries? Lemon aide stands?

Bullshit. Bush, Obama, Trump.... laws were only followed when there was political benefit to be gained from them. Warrantless wiretaps, drone-strikes killing Americans overseas... all laws were ignored if there was political power to be gained. Take off your fucking political party team jersey, put the pompoms down and open your eyes.